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date: Sep 30, 2008
title: empty handed?
time: 2:36 AM
what a birthday i had. not that it was great, but at least i got my swnesens. i practically stayed at home the whole day. broke fast at swensens with family, then met up with rusdy, liana and ciara at tampines just to slack. and i smoked my first legal cigarette! though it just felt the same as any other cigarette on any other day.but i enjoyed my day, plus thanks to the wishes i received from my friends and family. nura was the first to wish me, as i was already chatting with her when the clock strike 12. thanks sweets. wishes started pouring in such as rusdy, liana, jannah(princess weird), jannah(hamx), hasbi, asyraf, afiq, raudhah, ray, elin, azizi, ijal, fatin, zahidah, prada, edlin, pak long and nenek, atiqah, shili, shima, sufyan hady, salmah, nadia, ciara, luqman, nadya, aidil and suprising wishes from my colleagues at swensens, fad and hatiqah and last but not least izzat, who wrote and sang a birthday song to me on the spot. thanks to all who remembered. thanks again to all who wished. some phrases that were memorable, "be more responsible and show your family what you are capable of - asyraf" "smile and laugh more - fad" "da legal gi club ah, da bole ajak kau - hasbi" "u will always be my idiotic flirtatious crazy and nw brady bunch syamim - liana" "semoga pejalanan syamim tempuri akan jadi pedoman hidup dan kepada Allah s.w.t. - pak long and nenek" "just remember to be safe since you're legal now - shima" their words will be remembered. anyway, its passed a good 3 hours since my birthday. though i didnt get exactly what i wanted, hey, its still good to have loved ones around me. cheers. date: Sep 29, 2008
title: legalised suckers!
time: 3:54 AM
oh my god! did someone just turn 18. oh, its mine! woohoo! i am officially legal. i can smoke with ease and i can go clubbing. yay! okay, i will blog more later. i want to enjoy my legal hood.oh, i went to watch formula one! it was exhilarating, watching the cars whizz by. so cool and exciting. alonso won too! what an early birthday present. and i received 100bucks from my dad today. new boxers here i come! anyway, will update on later to tell you how my day went by. time to enjoy my birthday with a lighted cigarette. cheers. date: Sep 22, 2008
title: i slap dogs with a chainsaw cos i'm that bored.
time: 2:39 AM
Oh my Allah you actually wrote that in the sand dedicated specially for princess weirdo? Lol. Miss her like crazy don't you. Count down to the days till you get to see her again wondering around or entering through the doors of the school's Macdonalds cafeteria. Hahahaha.I'm the Invincible Catwoman. Meow. p/s: Oh ya. I'm planning on changing my url again. Macam tak cukup privacy gitu, even though it's restricted to invited readers. Lalala. p/p/s: Shit la. You're turning 18 soon. You beat me to it. Damn it. Ok da. Bye! Puasa Syamim, jangan tak puasa. Sembahyang terawih full 21 rakaat, jangan sembahyang 8 rakaat saja. Lol-lol. I know. I'm being annoying. Dum dee dee dum. date: Sep 21, 2008
title: so sweet i can hardly speak.
time: 3:14 AM
eight more days. oh my god. sweet, legal eightteen. i cant wait.anyway, work has been tiring. i have been working night shift, and chinatown point's swensens is always packed during dinner hours. now i know why my cousins are lazy to work at night. but i find it fun. at least i am really working, and not standing around whenever there isnt any customers. the adrenaline rush of working fast is great. and with great company at work, who wouldnt be happy. but i dread working on sunday nights. it is going to be hell later. i went to break fast with my new found friends and zin last friday at geylang, naming izat, nura, salmah, apai and two that i forgot their names. it is always fun to break fast with friends. anyway, i bought my capal too, which is freaking nice. then we spent two hours walking geylang just to search for izat's baju kurung and samping. two freaking whole hours, and we went back to one of the first few shops to get your stuff. it was overall tiring, but hey, great things happened. someone exchanged number huh. and i myself, ahem, found myself sticking to her all the way. ANYWAY, see you guys again soon, especially her! i have a new phobia. okay,not exactly a phobia, but something i aint liking. everyone hates to throw up right. so these few days, whenever i take the bus, i always feel like vomitting. thanks to the jerkiness and sudden stops of the bus, i felt like throwing up. hope this will die down. so, nothing much to be updated currently. i still have yet to get my laptop totally fixed. oh, avenged sevenfold coming down to singapore and hell, i am totally going. tickets are freaking cheap. anyone wants to tag along.? that is all. i have work at five and i am still not getting any rest. cheers. date: Sep 19, 2008
title: boom de ah dah!
time: 2:49 PM
you know the commercial on discovery channel, the boom de ah dah song. well, i am totally addicted to it. funny and great song. this is a video of it. and i downloaded the song and made it as my message tone!okay, lets update. this week has been a blast. and today i am going to break fast outside with my new found friends. that will be a blast too. anyway, lets rewind shall we. last tuesday i had a class barbeque. it was my first class in poly, from my previous course. i stayed overnight and it was great fun and laughter whenever they were around. out of the three classes i had in poly, this class is still the best to be with. once again, i was king griller, an was greatly appreciated for my barbeque skills. they love my satay! so let the pictures show you the happiness and joy. a lot of pictures i uploaded. and a little precaution, some pictures are obscene and i was topless the whole time. enjoy.  i am floating! yu kuang just wants the armpit, not the nipple. the class, not complete though. my fellow helper at the pit, marcus. i told raymond i had nothing, but he still insist on grabbing. bollywood, chinese version. the most obscene! look where my hand is. a more decent picture from the previous. me and aj. aj found a new partner. self-explanatory. the breakdancer and the shuffler. even cheng chong is not spared from yu kuang. brokeback east coast. i tried my best but mandl just looked on and didnt want some of it. raymond has a fetish for man boobs. self-explanatory again. told you it was fun, and crazy. apparently, every guy was turned gay that night, and i was the worse. but this last picture of the sunrise, to be at the beach and watching the sunrise was breath-taking. it was so beautiful.after reaching home early wednesday morning from barbeque, i took a nap and woke up to realise i had work today. it was my first day woking at swensens chinatown point. it was great working there. too bad i didnt worked with my cousins, who worked the afternoon shift. but since i knew one of the chef and get along with the rest, work was great, but tiring though. so, today marks another birthday for a close friend of mine. HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY SHIMA!!  not a nice picture to put but hey, the picture totally says it all about this girl. funny, quirky and always have things to talk about. one of my closest girl friends in secondary school. hey, we both have the worst knowledge in malay for two years. in malay class, both of us will always be scratching our heads, trying to understand. good times good times. anyway, happy birthday to you once again. miss you and see you soon.well that is all i guess. one last picture. and this is for someone, for that someone. that weird someone. princess weirdo my arse. why must put princess. anyway, this is specially for you.  cheers. date: Sep 16, 2008
title: oh my allah!
time: 1:46 AM
ya, look at that people. okay, it may not be perfect, but nobody is. i pass every module this semester. oh my god, it is so surprising. i was expecting my maths to fail. but hey, i got a C for it. and i did not get a D. oh damn, my parents are going to be happy, after all the shit i put them through with my mentor and course manager. yes! alhamdulillah.. date:
title: when a smartass becomes a dumbass.
time: 1:02 AM
i feel stupid today. i did the most insane thing someone would ever do. i aint going to say it because it is just an embarrassment. it just involves money and my peanut brain.anyway, i am finally hired, as a swensens staff. thank god. i love that restaurant manager. she knows me and i know her before. so this will be my fourth swensens outlet in like two years. i am a swensens boy! i bought new pair of jeans n a shirt. new clothes! i cant log in to the school's system to check my exam results. damn it. i do not have anything to blog about, seriously. i cant wait for tomorrow's barbeque. and farhan, must you tell me at the last minute their is dikir on wednesday. i already put my schedule. i miss dikir! anyway, birthday dedications are here once again. HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY NADIA!  HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY HANAH!  two sweet, ahem, pretty girls celebrating their birthday today. sorry if i took your pictures without permission. all the pictures are from friendster. anyway, hope both of you will have an enjoyable birthday and see you ladies soon. that is all from me for now. oh, come to realise, just 13 more days to MY birthday. sweet eightteen for me suckers! cheers. date: Sep 14, 2008
title: i push my finger into my eye!
time: 3:45 AM
okay, i didnt literally push my own finger into my eye. that will be pure stupidity. its a line from the song duality by slipknot. i realize now my brother is into screamo, hardcore, thanks to me! he still do occasionally listen to lil wayne and kanye west, but now he has two albums full of slipknot songs in his mp3, plus dozens of other rock songs. i think i brought him up well. suckers.i am really going to commit suicide if this boredom gets more, umm, boring. umm, i take that back. i still have to turn eightteen. anyways, i did housework today! besides the folding of clothes, which i do often, i clean my windows in my room. you might think its all small chore, but my windows are fucking dusty. i can make a dust bunny which i always wanted with the dust on my windows. so later on i am going to clean my whole room, and pester my brother to do so. at least my books are stacked nicely, sort of, while his is all over the room. and i feel like painting my room. the white just looks dirty after a while. thinking of painting light green at the top and the orange remain at the bottom. cool colour combonation huh. damn, syamim is thinking of painting his room? am i really that bored. now, another birthday celebrations! Happy 18th Birthday Ridzwan!!  seriously, i cant find a good picture of him. maybe in my computer, not my laptop. anyway, this dude, i knew him for 12 fucking years. that is long i tell you, since primary one we knew each other. but even before we knew each other, our mothers knew each other before both of us were born. cool shit i tell you. in primary five and six, while in malay class, he sat beside me. and when secondary school came, he was in the same class as me, for four years. that is when the brotherhood formed. we started smoking, hanging out after school, create trouble for no reason, skip classes and a lot more. he has always been looking over my shoulder, cause i aint a fighter, i just know how to talk. he is just the opposite of me. it is just too bad he went ite and i went poly. and now you are legal to smoke! damn it. i still got 15 days to go. anyway, ridzwan, or people call you wan palat, or, ahem, wan pepe, miss you bro. enjoy your birthday, and cigarettes, and see you soon.this week was the most boring week of all. thank god i have plans for next week. monday i will be heading to school for production trainings. tuesday i have my class barbeque, class of my first course in nanyang poly, digital media design. wednesday, thursday and sunday i have nothing, yet. friday i will be breaking fast with my hardcore mates, and zin. saturday will be staying at home, as parents are going to johor. so yanhady, if you want to break fast together, how about wednesday, thursday or sunday. hit me back soon. next week aint looking so bad. that is about all i guess. swensens still havent call me back. i think my name has been blacklisted in swensens' system. please hire me, please, with whip cream on top. plus jimmies, and dip coated cherry and wafer. oh, one last thing. for malay cultural group inhabitants, those of you, especially the freshies, who are not so involve or busy with the production, why not join me in backstage crew. i went to the rehearsals and they really need crew to help out. i cant do it alone, so those interested, hit me back too okay. cheers. date: Sep 13, 2008
title: everyday i am hustling.
time: 1:04 AM
hi blog. miss me. i know i didnt exactly miss you.it has been a while since i last post something up. seriously, nothing much can be posted up. i lead a boring life currently. i have been sitting at home, watching tv, playing my 360, going online, and missing my cigarettes. i only go out like twice a week, including friday prayers. i have applied for a job, swensen's chinatown point. yeah, chinatown people. oh, you mean the swensens. yeah, if i get the call that i am hired, this will be my fourth swensens outlet in two years. to think that i knew all the skills by know, i still suck at doing settings. please oh please, call me and hire me. i am dying of boredom, the games are getting old with every starting of a new game. i didnt even want to post anything up. until someone complain my blog was dusty. i dont mind the dust on my blog you know. i can collect dust bunnies, and keep them as pets on my blog. plus the spiders roaming around, my blog could be a mini-zoo! i already have an invincible catwoman on my blog, how cool is that! she will be my main attraction! damn, what the hell am i typing. pure nonsense and crap. told you princess weirdo that i will post nonsense and crap. no hard feelings about that catwoman thing. anyway, i am FUCKING BORED! somebody please give me a life. i just cant wait for holidays to end. it is killing me with boredom. "syamim, go do something productive!". i am doing something productive, watching tv while wasting the electricity bill when nobody is doing that. september is full of birthdays, including mine. Happy Birthday to Rya and Naqya, 10th and 12th september respectively.  i do not have any of their individual pictures, but here is a group picture of mcg's drama, edited with the birthday girls pointed at. click on the picture to enlarge it. i am just too lazy to find a solo picture of themselves.like i am lazy to blog. that is all for now. 16 more days to my birthday. i cant wait. yay. hear the fake excitement in me. anyway, the above picture was the first picture taken of mcg's drama kids, minus afam who joined us later in the semester. you know what, i miss these bunch of crazy people. the best thing about a picture is that it never changes, but the people in the picture change when time passes. now everybody who knows me and my blog will know that i will post things that is straightforward, do not give a fuck if it affects anyone or not right. relax, i aint going to do anything stupid, i hope. but i really miss the normal drama trainings, and dikir trainings. i have already suggested to aameer to organise a gathering of the drama kids to break fast together. and when i mean drama kids, just like last year. but i do not whether he is planning anything cause i did not get a reply for him. so this is a bold statement, or i think it is, AAMEER or FATIN, organise something for us drama people. i know production trainings are on the way and busy busy busy, but spare a day for all of us to gather and break fast together gather. cheers. date: Sep 7, 2008
title: a mini-panic attack!
time: 6:52 AM
its close to 7 in the morning. just sahur and now back to watching stand-up comedy! i have been watching stand-up comedy the whole night. katt williams, russell peters, chris rock, dave chapelle and currently watching dane cook. so far, chris rock and katt williams are my personal favourites. go check them out. actually, i realize most of the stand-up comedians talk lots of sense. they talk on current issues but in a funny way too, and they are speaking sense, like the war in iraq, relationships, at the movies, etc. a short post entry because i want to enjoy my shows. cheers. *i miss you!!!!!!!!!!! date: Sep 4, 2008
title: flights of fancy
time: 11:10 PM
i wish i could fly. fly to wherever my mind takes me. looking down on earth to see everybody living life with happiness. well, not all as the world aint perfect. anyway, my point is everyone around syamim is happy with whatever fate is giving them. let me continue this later.today marks the fourth day of the fasting month. so far, i am holding up good. the first three days i have been rotting at home with my xbox and pc games. so much for finding a job. procrastinate again and again. tomorrow syamim, tomorrow after friday prayers. get your ass to an interview. anyway, for the first three days of fasting month, i didnt smoke! and hell, i was doing okay. but the addiction was still there so finally, i had my taste of tobacco today when i broke fast with rusdy and liana at geylang. phew, they were my saviour. i had nasi goreng kampung, which was, umm, like any other nasi goreng my mum cooks, which she cooks it better. and a funny incident happened. there was this uncle, drink stall helper. rusdy and liana ordered ice lemon tea. he took a long time but it was okay as there were many orders. he came back to repeat his order and took my order as i had just arrived. the third he came back, he got my redbull order, but gave them green tea instead. we told ice lemon tea and he went back to change. the next time he came, guess what, he brought soya bean. it was freaking hilarious. he apologised again and this time came back with ice lemon tea. but kudos for him and his hardwork serving a lot of customers. met up with ciara after that and we went through the streets of geylang serai. as it was still the early month of ramadhan, geylang was not so packed. hang out under a block after a while. sang songs, smoked, ate vadeh, smoked, drank a-drink-we-bought-at-the-pasar-malam-but-i-forgot-the-name-of-the-drink, and smoked. we made a move around 10plus, caught a cab home, and i ate again at home. actually, i feel i am eating more during fasting month. i do need the extra weight anyway. i just read someone's blog and why does this feeling of heartbroken keep coming back to me when i know i lost and moved on. number five syamim, number five. maybe its my lifestyle. hey, i am a happy-go-lucky guy, where anything goes. i live my life as i want it to be. i set my own standards, my own goals, my own dreams. it is exactly nine months, no i aint pregnant, of being single. i aint despo people, but seriously, i envy them. i dont blame her for that "curse" anymore, i dont blame others for has already been done and heck, i am not blaming myself. no one is to blame i guess. on the other hand, what would you do if you have feelings for someone, but is seriously hard for that person to notice you. maybe that someone already knew you had something going on for him/her, maybe not. you did once told that person and it all backfired but your heart is still for him/her. the people around you tell you to be patient and wait for him/her. but how long are you going to wait. in a situation, him/her friend questions you, "what more can you give him/her, besides the company and all-the-things-that-friends-can-offer?". some people will be dumbfounded and find it hard to reply to such question. but in my opinion, its not what i can give her, its what we could achieve together. the wait may be long, and you may not exactly get what you wish for, but if you succeed, you will appreciate that someone more and be grateful with what you achieve. damn, i sound so emo-ish, not syamim-ish. what the hell am i typing. okay, happy moments now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASYRAF!!!!  my cousin turns 19 years old and a year to 20, which means no more a teen and closer to getting white hair earlier than me. dude, when are you going to take up a license, any license for godsake. i think i am going to get a license before you, even though my birthday is at the end of the month. okay, its kind of late for a birthday wish but i hope you had enjoyed your day. and happy fasting too. see you this sunday at grandma's place.that is all folks. the need to smoke is back. cigarettes! i miss you the most! cheers. date: Sep 3, 2008
title: a picture says a thousand words.
time: 1:24 AM
actually a few pictures say an essay. this post will just be just filled with pictures of last week's chalet. most of the pictures are from the second and third day. apparently, the camera owner didnt took out her camera for most part of the chalet. but thanks leila for the pictures.following are picture clues for the game, which was prepared in less than an hour on the day itself. cool shit right. six pictures, where groups had to search around pasir ris park to snap photos of. serious talking, all the pictures that all the group took was not in correct placing. but hey, it was fun and more enjoyable when announcing the winners and prizes for the losers, or practically everybody. let the pictures do the talking okay.  "penat ah! eh, tree senget, dustbin pun senget" "i want to go to pit 1-17 but i need a sign!" "oops! terkencit by the sea!" "weeeeeee! i am on top of the world!" "1 suami, 3 isteri, 1 anak, hantar surat naik kayak!"  "i spy with my little eye our neighbour!"*warning..obscene pictures uploaded*  us on the rooftop of our chalet bungalow, preparing to throw water bombs, and camwhoring. my beloved group preparing to get water bombed by khai-iman's group. the launching of water bombs. look at haizad's face for before and after pictures(the guy in white shorts). the group photo. ahem, before and...................... after. well actually still ongoing slaughter. nice water effect right.that was the whole event for the afternoon. more pictures for the bbq event, but still waiting for another person to send the pictures. sorry for the delay folks. anyway, spent the night with fun, joy and laughter. shared ghost stories, played a new game, tongkat tongkat, which ended up being a pillow fight after every round, and smoked the night away, plus sharing a few stories with my smoking buddy for that night.  my smoking buddy for that night. and also a listening aid to all my crap. and the owner of the camera which got all this pictures. and the girl with big eyes. and my hair look like a bowl, which is cool okay. another (smaller) group photo on the third day, waiting for the bus. i was sacrificing myself on the road for godsake. what's up with me and peace signs. anyway, some of us went to bowl afterwards. i took some nice pictures but apparently leila didnt send me those pictures, especially the one with hannisah in it, which was nice. well, that is all for the chalet. more picture updates soon okay.cheers. |
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